10. It takes twice as long to look half as good.
9. College Athletes were born long after you graduated.
8. You read more and remember less.
7. Your mind makes contracts your body can't keep.
6. Gravity has become your worst enemy.
5. Your idea of weight lifting is standing up.
4. Your childhood toys are now in a museum.
3. Dusty clothes at the back of your closet... have come back in style.
2. You fondly recall downing colored sugar water inside a wax coke-shaped bottle.
AND THE NUMBER ONE REASON I KNOW I'M GETTING OLD....WHEN
1. The Bass player on stage at the "NIGHTJAR" concert, is your best friend's KID!!
(And you ask yourself....how did we get this old?)
Check out Nightjar....they are really good! (Just click on the picture)
